my uncle phil decorates his 18-wheeler every year for christmas. this year’s tribute to the baby jesus is positively clark griswoldian in scope. now i really want a hannukah truck! and amelia has THEOLOGICAL PROOF why this should be so: “18 is a sacred number is Judaism! (There are numerical assignations to letters, and the equivalent of ‘Life’ (chai, like ‘l’chaim!’) is 18! So basically what I’m saying is that all 18-wheelers are Jewish.”
The South. It’s better than you’ve heard.